How To Make Fake Money

It's Sooo Illegal!!!
Yes, yes it is!! knowing how to make fake money, and then doing it, is totally illegal and with good reason. The U.S. is one of few countries that state that the counterfiting (making of fake money) of it's currency (De Dollah) can be, and will be, looked on as an act of war if done by a foreign government. true, the sudden influx of millions of fake notes into a country will knock it's economy on the head big time, but how and why should it be looked on as such a threat to soverignity of a nation? Bluntly put, you throw lots of fake stuff into a place that can only work if it's real, and you have a calamity on your hands. Hence the stance of the U.S. government.

Making it, frankly, isn't all that hard to do. To pass superficial looks, you just need a great laser copier and printer - that's it. Copy a couple of notes, scan them, ad some script to change the numbers as each one prints out, ensure your double siding prints are micro correct in placement, and your fakes will look 100% real. They'll feel like paper, but they'll look like the real thing.

Adding the 'feel' to your fakes will take a little more time. Easiest way to get that slightly tacky, slimy feel is to throw all your notes into a clothes dryer with some plastic pieces (go break up a couple of old plastic food containers or buckets) together with some damp cloths (so stuff doesn't catch on fire) and run it for a few minutes. Not too long, as you dont want anything to catch fire, but enough so the heats acts as a transfer agent for the plastic. Do this so your notes with plastic and wet cloths have about 8 hours total, then let your notes cool, and now feel the difference.

Bluntly put, are these good enough to fake anyone? Nope, not even close. But, then again, when's the last time you saw a small town local grocery store or bottle shop checking for forgeries? Usually that only happens for large bills (50 and over) or when they have already had a case returned by their bank; then suddenly they're experts on the matter.

No, I'm not going to tell you how to make fake money that will get by the government controls, 'cos that would be illegal. But fake money, for stuff like poker tourneys, make this kinda stuff and you'll have tense - oh yeah! - tene games, becuase they'll believe it's good.